Pumpkin Spice Spice Baby. Shall Vanilla Ice make a fall remix? I vote yes.
I think that the only thing making me more excited than to see pumpkin items back at Trader Joe’s are the new Pope emojis. Last week, I downloaded the Popemoji keyboard and my texting game is now sanctified. Pontifex to the rescue.
Pumpkin o’s also came to the rescue in the morn. Thank you God for the brilliant minds that created this one-of-a-kind cereal experience. I take the “one” back because we pumpkin o’s consumers learned to stock up.
This gloriously undercooked paleo pumpkin bar (it tasted like crustless pumpkin pie) and veggies with makeshift sriracha hummus cured my afternoon hunger. Pumpkin hummus would’ve been a great stand-in if only it was an actual thing. New business venture? The wheels are turning.
My tongue was burned on the best of dinners. I had pumpkin soup (in case you thought this Tuesday would include any other flavor) and croutons made with a leftover wheat hamburger bun, coconut oil and pumpkin spice. It could’ve only been better without my impatience to taste my hot food but that is one far-fetched dream.
I called it a day after a substitution to my usual daily dark chocolate dose. I prefer not to call myself a common white girl but I think PSL m&ms qualify me for that. They are exclusive to Target in case you want to join me in my CWG ways.